What’s the first Jeff Golblum quote that comes to your head? “Must go faster, must go faster”. Fact: I almost named this blog must go faster. Anyway, I’m going to tell you how you can meet Jeff Goldblum…
I’m notorious for having crushes on older celebrities. When I say older celebrities I’m talking at least 58 years old. My latest victim: Jeff Goldblum. My infatuation of course started with binge-watching all of the Jurassic Park movies at LAX when I was 9 hours early for a flight. The rest is history.
Read THIS article on Elle that explains exactly how Jeff Goldblum is literally hotter than he’s ever been before. It’s my opinion exactly so I won’t even bother justifying why I feel the way I do. Anyway, the week before I moved to the city an old co-worker of mine told me that he plays with his jazz band almost every Wednesday at The Rockwell in Los Angeles. I’ve been twice now (I’ve only been here 3 weeks…) and the venue is extremely intimate. Small little restaurant with a stage and you’ll most likely be sharing your table with other people. It’s a great crowd, and the food is great. It gets better. I don’t even want to say it because I want it to be my own little secret – but I feel like half of LA already knows so whatever. HE TAKES PICTURES WITH EVERYONE DURING INTERMISSION.
Like, he literally gets all up on you and tickles your armpit (true story) and shamelessly flirts with all the women because he’s Jeff Fucking Goldblum. There is no better way to spend your Wednesday night, even if you aren’t a fan of Jazzy Jeff. He’s a complete ham, and it’s more like Trivia Night With Jeff Golblum than anything, but mid-way you totally get used to it.
So sit back, relax and enjoy these 15 seconds of gold(blum) here.