Anyone who knows me can tell you three things: I love eating desserts, I hate cats, and my taste in the men of Hollywood is a little unusual.
I’ve wanted to write this post for a while but never thought it was fitting for the blog. Then I realized I’m my own boss and I can write about whatever the f*ck I want! Also I don’t have a Monday Muse lined up for this week, if we’re being completely honest.
So here I am, writing about the men I find incredibly sexy. Although I find my list to be completely normal, most friends and family have assured me it isn’t. I’m curious to see if anyone else agrees:
Liam Neeson is a man. Tall, Irish, and a bad-ass; there’s nobody that beats him in my book. I don’t know if I would rather have him protect me, or take me.
I’ve met Jeff 3 times and he is a complete flirt. It’s amazing. I’ve come to the conclusion that he isn’t acting in any of his movies, but simply being himself. Tall, dark, and intriguing? I say, uh, yes.
I grew up watching the original Italian Stallion (in my opinion) in Who’s The Boss. Tony Micelli was my dream man as a kid. Picture a shirtless Tony Danza cleaning your kitchen and cooking you dinner. Your welcome.
I think I get the most criticism for this one. Before you ask; yes, I know he’s not alive, and yes, the attraction is indeed physical. If you can find someone else on this earth that exudes the same amount of talent as this man then we’ll talk.
Once I was in an elevator with Ted Danson and I can confirm that the entire world stopped for 30 seconds. I told him that growing up I hated Kirstie Alley because she never gave Sam Malone a chance. I still stand by that.
He’s the freaking Captain in The Sound Of Music. Of course he’s on my list. I don’t care that he’s almost 100 years old, he’s still Captain Von Trapp.
I actually only fell in love with Mark Hamill after watching The Force Awakens. But then I gained a new appreciation for his bad-assness in Return Of The Jedi. Also, Dagobah + Arms.
John Ritter was my first crush ever. He’s definitely someone that has won me over with his personality, because who doesn’t want to be with someone that makes them laugh? If I were cast in Three’s Company, it would have to be on at 11pm, if you know what I mean.
Colin’s the baby on my list. If anyone has watched Once Upon A Time you’ll understand what it means to want Captain Hook to have your babies.